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Sunday, October 12, 2014

How to.....how to.....how to.....

how to be alone- don't be.... get off your butt, and find something to do with someone, even if it's with your dog.

how to be happy- dont be sad. watch a funny video, listen to a good song, but dont listen to the song happy cause that song doesnt make anyone happy anymore.  Just be happy.  The glass is half full right?

how to become a good singer- sing along with your favorite song every time youre alone in your car or sing in the shower, just sing....but maybe that isnt how to be a good singer, thats just how to sing alot.... oh well.

how to be a good dancer- dont worry about what others think of you, just dance, and if you look like an idiot (which people like me do) at least youre having fun.

how to cook- follow some instructions, put some ingredients together, and try to be smart enough to not ruin it.

how to drive safely- dont text, use your phone, or be distracted, unless you really want to get in a wreck, then go ahead.

how to fit in at lone peak- wear really nice clothes, be really good looking, have the iphone 6, drive a nice car, have a nice house, and put #LPOD on every twitter and instagram post..... also be too cool for everyone else, that helps too.

how to waste time- Netflix.  what else do you need?

how to get a 4.0- show up to class, pay attention, and do your homework.....sounds too good to be true?....try it, its really not that hard.  But if youre too cool for that, I get it, we do go to lone peak.

how to be a photographer- buy a camera and take pictures

how to be a poet- write poetry

how to be a good poet- write good poetry

how to be a teenager- hate everyone and everything and disobey your parents even though you know they are right

how to play the piano- go press the keys and make noise, but to be good at the piano, that actually takes some practice

how to be good at something- do it a lot.....ya thats all I got for this one.

how to be a good blogger- listen to sad music, be creative, be hipster, be a girl, and dont be like me.






2 comments:

  1. "how to get a 4.0......But if you're too cool for that, I get it, we do go to lone peak." Haha I liked this.

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  2. "to be a good blogger- listen to sad music, be creative, be hipster, 'be a girl, and dont be like me" Great post my friend

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